Numbers Don’t Lie - But They Do Cause Headaches
Because when it comes to tax and business decisions, crossed fingers aren’t a strategy.
Three options. All useful. It just depends how much of me you’d like in your life.
1. Discovery Call (15–20 minutes)
A short, no-obligation chat to see if we’re a good fit to work together.
- No tailored advice here (my insurers would combust).
- What you will get is a sense of how I work, and whether you think we’ll get along professionally.
- Ideal if you’re not ready to dive straight in.
Cost: Free
2. Consultation Call (90 minutes + follow-up report)
This is the step up: 90 minutes dedicated to your accounting, business, or tax problems.
- Specific, tailored advice — no vague waffle.
- We’ll cover questions, options, and challenges, with follow-up if more detail is needed.
- Great if you’ve got a tax headache, business crossroads, or just want a seasoned accountant to run ideas past.
What’s included:
- 90-minute consultation call
- Written follow-up report (so you don’t have to play stenographer)
- Independent, practical advice that’s actually useful
Cost: £399 (less painful than an HMRC penalty)
3. Strategy Day (Full day, in-person)
For when 90 minutes isn’t going to cut it. We’ll spend the entire day working together — either at your offices or mine.
- We’ll go through your plans, challenges, and ideas in detail.
- Nothing is off the table — this is a completely open forum.
- By the end, you’ll have a set of actionable reports, clear next steps, and answers to the questions that keep you up at night.
Important: We’ll need to have a Discovery Call first to make sure we’re a good fit before booking a full day.
Cost: £999 (an investment — and still cheaper than a year of muddling through).
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Ready to Talk?
The sooner we talk, the sooner you can stop worrying about it.